A room with a veiw

A room with a veiw

Monday, February 4, 2008

Shenzhen Face Off

These pictures are actually from the same weekend as the CNY event from the previous post. For some reason it's taken me an entire week (and then some) to post it. However late, prepare to feast your eyes on some awesome mind blowing action. If anyone reviewed blog entries like they were movies, this one would get two thumbs up...WAY UP! haha. All that being said this is the best, most exciting Internet-Blog-Movie and pictures to come out of China this millenium!

Filmed and shot completely in Boa-An, 瑞安 pictures presents Shenzhen Face Off!

Our vigilant, stoic, handsome, suave, smooth talking, and modest hero is in the park to work on his Jian za skills. Jian za is a local sport and will have to be covered in a later episode. After an evening of exercising and enjoying the quickly cooling night air, only days before the extreme cold snap, our hero and his coworker happen upon a small gang of ninjas. Taken off guard an untrained in the ways of martial arts they were quickly overtaken by the swift ninjas. But the ninjas saw they both had strong powerful hearts and sinewy muscles waiting to be trained. Instead of killing the two, the ninjas decided to train them to the best of their capacity. And train they did. Our hero and his compatriot were trained in the ways of force and martial skills.


I look bad? Then take a picture!

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The newcomers show their worth and desire to learn.

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Pat was shown how to become one with the shadows.

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As the strenuous training continued, the newcomers grew strong in the ways of the ninja.

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They had become INVINCIBLE!


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It looked like they might even exceed their ninja teachers in skill...until...

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...a simple slip of the wrist brought our hero to the ground with deadly quickness. The nunchucks are to be respected.

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And so the heros joined the ninjas to train long into the evening. They never tried to exceed their teachers again.

And the 4 ninjas were never heard from again. Some say that where ever there is injustice the four can be found, with one of them on the ground crying in pain and holding his...uh...little nunchuck.